For those of you who don't know, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta or otherwise know as her stage name Lady Gaga is an American "singer-songwriter" and "musician".
She was discovered by her supposed fellow "singer-songwriter" Akon and signed to his record label. In 2008 Ms. Gaga released her debut album 'The Fame' which she explain is "about how anyone can feel famous". Notable tracks off the album include 'Poker Face' and 'Just Dance' which was somehow nominated for Best Dance Recording at the 51st Grammy Awards.
Just in case you were unfortunate enough to miss out these groundbreaking new songs here are a few choice experts from them:
Just DanceThese lyrics are truly amazing. I mean, I can totally relate to finding myself shitfaced in a strange club that I don't know the name of and loosing my keys, my phone and my man.
Ive had a little bit too much(much)
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush babe.
How does he twist the dance?
Cant find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
Whats go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I cant see straight anymore.
Keep it cool whats the name of this club?
I cant remember but its alright, alright.
Poker Face"Bluffin' with my muffin....?" - I don't know who the fuck is more stupid? Lady Gaga for thinking she is making an impact on music or the public for buying this wank...
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-glue-gunning.
Lady Gaga has already had 2 number one singles... 2 more than I've got. Now how the fuck did that happen? I mean, I don't consider myself musical. In fact, I'd class myself as musically retarded. However, I'm 100% sure that I muster enough musical talent to write more meaningful lyrics than the shit that Lady Gaga and about 60% of the music industry are producing at the moment.
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